I suggest the following....

Cheney for Mayor of Baghdad or Mosul or Tikrit...

George Bush as President of Eye-rak...

All of his followers and believers and cultists would be fine as his cabinet, chiefs, subchiefs...etc

His alcoholic daughters and drug infested neice could provide entertainment at "state" functions...

I am casting the 1st vote for the above slate...

(Have you read my new book?)