Dear Mrs Lin,

The check is in the mail. I have never been more moved by a letter in my life.

I'm sending a copy to all my friends in Narnia, MiddleEarth, and Hogwarts, as well as personal notes to The Brothers Grimm, Merlin, and Superman, the Hulk, and Wonderwoman. And if I have time I'll contact Jason, his Argonauts, and all the folks at Troy.

Lastly, of course, I'm sending a copy of this most important letter by courier to the White House. I imagine you'll be re-contacted immediatly by them as I added some of my favorite fairy dust to the contents.

Best of luck to you, my dear lady.

Your's Sincerely,

William Shatner (channelling one last time through Ellenpoly)