There's NO BS like quantum BS
Like NO BS I know!
Everything about it is exciting!
Everything about it is so clear!
Instantons are over on the ceiling,
On the sofa,
The chair.

There's NO BS like quantum BS
There's Charm both high and low!
Nanotubes and quarks and lots of OTHER stuff
Of which physicist philosophers can't GET enough
Up and Down and Spin and Smooth and Rough
Come on, there's more stuff to know!