I assure you that I put the check or cheque into the extremely capable and trustworthy hands of the United States Postal Service. I was told that it will be whisked to The King by especially trained, highly competent Federal agents using only the most recent, cutting-edge-of-technology equipment to insure its safe and timely delivery. I was further informed that should its delivery be interferred with in any way by any nefarious and evil person the matter would be completely investigated by Special Agents of the US government who would bring the malafactors to swift, sure, and terrible justice and the check or cheque to The King.

The route it will travel was Idaho to Bozeman to Helena to Torrington to Sidney to Omaha to Chicago to Memphis to Natchez to Mobile to Vicksburg and then to delivery. This route was especially chosen to foil evil and nefarious personages.