Reading some of these has reminded me of the 'Corona' soft drinks jingle:

"Corona - Sparkles up with joy,
"Corona - For every girl and boy
"Come drink it up to the very last drop
"It's got a sparkle in the middle and a tingle at the top."

As a sideline - At one point Corona did door-to-door delivery and, when Cyclamates (an artificial sweetened IIRC) were suspected to be carcenogenic and were banned the lorrys were posted with the message "Cyclamate Free!" across the back - A elderly neighbour, having bought several bottles demanded her "free" cyclamates - it took the driver some time to peruade her that she wasn't being fiddled out of a free gift.

Walrus