>>If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

No. Disorientated perhaps.

>>If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Holles surely? But it doesn't work.

>>If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Because lust pinched love's sight

>>When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Cheeses don't talk. And anyway it's the photographer who asks the question. Presumably if cheeses DID talk they would say what the photographer asked. Ask the photographer

>>Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Because 12 is not pronounced onety two. (and 10 is not onety nought)

>>Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts, why?

Mime people are weird people. (Don't get me started on morris people*)

>>Do people who spend 90p apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

It backwards is ti - so probably not

>>If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Yes. And I know him. And he does.

(*People who drive morris minors - not those nice dancing people)