Say, do you guys want any of my spider webs?? I just discovered a great big one hanging over the sink, and if I can see 'em they are big enough to sell as commercial halloween decorations.

Can I set up the apple bobbing over here by the back door? My niece isn't allowed to bob at our house any more, since she just sticks her whole head in, drives the apple to the bottom of the canning kettle and BITES. Fierce young woman our Hannah.

She Hadna pu'ed a rose a rose, A rose but barely one When up there started young Tam Lin Sayin' Lady, let alone.