But Joe was at Baskin-Robbins eying the Peanutbutter Trails Down The Rocky Road and carefully calculating how much he could get for the $52.33 in his wallet. His weiners were hopelessly smashed on the sidewalk outside. And he had lost track of his other protein treats. Nothing was left but the URGE, the CRAVING, the NEED for sugar and fat and...and...and...A WAFFLE CONE!