An der Nordseeküste, am plattdeutschen Strand Sind die Fische im Wasser, und selten an Land.
is all I remember of the lyrics to that awful attempt of a parody to the song The Wild Rover. And I think it is an insult to Laurel&Hardy to compare them to Klaus&Claus!
I'll post more of the lyrics as soon as it comes back into my memory (from where I tried to erase it).