I was at a session a while ago, and the inevitable question popped up. I said I didn't really know the song, but maybe some of the other musicians might. An English fella agreed to do it, and this was his rendition:

I'VE BEEN A HELL'S ANGEL FOR MANY'S THE YEAR
AND I'VE SPENT ALL ME MONEY ON BLACK LEATHER GEAR
BUT NOW I'M RETURNING, AS ME ARSE IS QUITE SORE
AND I NEVER WILL BE A HELL'S ANGEL NO MORE!

Needless to say, we all cracked!

Magpie