What the hell is your problem Kendall? Why can't you just stay well? Yeah, it is one thing and the same thing and all of that, but just be glad the problem isn't with your thing.

Guy goes to a Doc and says, "Doc, ya' gotta' help me.......I can't stop singing 'Greem, Green Grass of Home.' What the hell is wrong with me?" The Doc says, "You have Tom Jones Syndrome." The guy is bewildered, never having heard of it before and responds, "Are you sure? Do many other people have this?"

"Well," said the Doc, "It's Not Unusual."

bada-boom

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