STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
(almost the tune of 'MacNamara's Band')
People claim the big bad wolf has stolen them away
but now the lurid truth I to you will say
Porky and Petunia are from the garden gone
Because of having contracted severe Stockholm Syndrome.

The proof is in the pudding, or so the wise folk say
Whyever would the Big Bad Wolf ask for veggies as his pay?
That corn and spuds and mangoes are on the ransom list
are clues that true ransom demands are the "victims", and not his.

No fingerprints, no footprints, other pigs all left alone
The chickens may have scattered, but not a one is gone
No self respecting wolf would commit a crime this way
(let alone consider giving his pork rinds away!)