I also bought numbers 5000, 6000, 7000, 8000, 9000 and 10000 while I was at it.

And I'll defend them! Anyone who tries to take them will have water balloons flung their way! This is not an empty threat! I have water balloons and I'm not afraid to us them! To prove it, here's a picture of me, assisted by two of my allies, launching a test shot (photo taken by a CIA spy satellite).