Now Mary Ramines had two concrete pigs,
Two concrete piggies had she,
One was dressed in blue overalls
And the other was pink and twee!

Now someone has stolen these two concrete pigs,
And held them for ransom , you see.
One of them dressed in blue overalls
and the other all pink and twee!

But the police department are hot on the trail,
With men undercover, you see
One of them dressed in blue overalls
And ( You guessed it!) And twee!

Now if you'd avoid being treated like this,
Not very nice, you'll agree,
Don't dress your pigs in blue overalls
and 'specially not pink and twee!

Tune is one called 'Three Little Pigs' I heard Guy Carawan sing years ago. Best I can do at short notice!

FC