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Derek Brimstone had a beautiful new banjo last time I saw him - I think he said he had it made for him.

Me on the other hand I've just got one of these variax guitars that sounds a bit like a banjo - the instruction book says its modelled on a Gibson mastertone, plus you can add phase, flange, delay and distortion if you want to or put it through a wah wah peddle - well I never did like the neighbours.....