Bill D hit the nail on the head for me with his 12.41 post.
Unlike him, I wouldn't leave well enough alone.

Ladies, there has been a lot said about 'aiming' in the lavatory, as if it is a character fault. It isn't, it is a biological peculiarity.

Whe most men start to piss, it comes at an unpredictable angle, which is quickly, but often not quickly enough, then 'aimed' into the correct place. Unpredictable in this case means 'different every time.'

The character fault (his) is in not wiping it up, and (hers) not quietly and at an appropriate time asking him to wash the floor.

As for the toilet seat attitude, why would you sit down without looking? Did you walk in there backwards? Did you live in a Convent before?