A computer guy is walking down the street when he sees a frog.

The frog looks up to him and says, "Hey, listen! If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess and I'll marry you." The computer guy picks up the frog, puts it in his pocket, and walks on down the street.

A little later the frog calls out from his pocket and says, "Hello? If you kiss me then I'll turn into a beautiful princess and I'll marry you!"

The computer guy takes the frog out of his pocket and says to it, "Look, I'm a computer guy. I don't have time for human relationships. But it's really cool to have a talking frog."