Well, until someone figgures out how to rig up electric pickups fir them spoons, I ain't got no problem wid 'um 'cause if the spoon player is drunk, lousy or both, you can usually just paly a little louder and no one else will know, at least until the spoon player eitter barfs on stage or passes out.

"Hey look, Ralph (pun inteneded), the spoon player just fell off the stage!"

Nevermind.

Bobert

BTW, down at Archie Edwards Barber Shop, it is mandatory learning to play the "bones" which ain't bones but two curved curved and sanded pieces of wood which sound like wooden spoons when played somewhat correctly. $30 fir a pair of them handmade by Jim Lande... OI ain't gotten too good wid 'um yet but I ain't given up either...