Don`t worry about the banjo* jokes:
They** were all invented by guitar players who can`t stand the idea that there are instruments that are louder than their precious axes...
Regards
Ernest

P.S.: Another variant is the McCalmans Song "Bodhrans and Banjos" - I`ve posted the lyrics a while ago...


* = refers also to melodeon jokes & bodhran jokes
** = Yes, both jokes