I'll bet you're still married too!
The local music store did get one in, and I liked it, but I didn't buy it. I tried some other things, too. Jed, maybe you need one of these. I think I liked that puppy more than the banjolin thingie.

I'm seriously wondering if I could take one of my cheap fiddles and stick a resonator in/on it. I'm not the sort of person who tries to play loudly all the time and overwhelm everyone, but there are times when I'd like to be able to at least match the volume of people with fiddles from hell.