I was always getting mixed up between the two, then someone told me that weasels are weaselly recognised and stoats are stoatally different. But you've got to admit they're sneaky little devils, these mustalids. There's obviously something going on there.

I like a ferret, me. Who can ever forget John 'Otto' Cleese's plainive rendition of 'I've got a ferret sticking up my nose'? That's what music's all about, mate.