Oh ... the horrible irony ... you crashed with a "CEMENT" truck, and now you've got this problem. (I know, I know, it ain't funny)

And it certainly isn't. I have nothing of knowledge to tell you. I wish I could. YOU ARE THE PERSON that gave me so much knowledge and assistance prior to my own hip replacement 6 months ago. I wish I could return the favor.

Hey, I know! How about tonight, after dark of course, Judy and I go out in the back yard, strip naked, light candles, and shout "HIP HIP HOORAY." Do you think it'll do any good ... for your hip situation I mean.

You're in our thoughts, Love, Bob