To the tune of Silver Threads Among the Gold:

Let's say the birthday girl is Betty:

Betty, you are growing ol-der
Rocks don't get as old as you!
You're not quite as old as God is
But you're older than primord-ial stew!

Yes, my Betty, you will be, will be
Older than the rocks and trees!
Oh, yes, Betty, you will be-ee
Older than the rocks and trees!


Dave Oesterreich