What the hell is a "Hip Ray?" Sounds like a gross death weapon from some porno version of "Star Wars"....Wait a minute, coming from an Aussie, its probably one of those wacky contraptions from a "Road Warrior" thing.

Anyway..........

Happy Birthday Alan !!! In the coming year I hope you can finish "Opus 69 for Lagerphone and Noseflute" and that your continuing therapy will reduce the time you spend dressing in drag.....alison is running out of underwear.

Spaw