I think what made Mel Walker famous made a loser out of some people on this thread...;-)

Two major roads sat chatting in a bar when a scrawny bit of green asphalt comes in steals their drinks, knocks them back, spits at them both and storms out.

"What's his problem?" asks one shocked major road.

"Don't say anything whatever you do!" says the second, horrified, "That guy's a cycle path..."

Cheers

DtG