At a folk club one night the MC is announcing the list of guests coming to the club in the following weeks. " and next week" he says . "we are to have a tremendous guitarist from the US of A. He has been voted the Best Guitarist in America five times". The audience much impressed at this tell all their friends and next week the hall is packed and over flowing. However the guitarist is terrible and by the time the guitarist has played only two tunes all have left.
The MC is embarrassed and cannot believe what he is seeing and hearing so he picks up the promo sheet and reads it again slowly. It says in a poll of to select the best guitarist in America he got five votes.