Well, he could employ the assistance of his fellow firefighters, dress himself up in a flowing gossamer gown, swathed in a large feather boa, have them drive him around the streets of California, while he stands atop, ala Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, belting out "show tunes". If he threw candy out to the kiddies, their parents might pay him to stop; oh, well they'd probably pay him to stop even without the candy! Of course, this would work even better, if he was in a tutu, dancing Swan Lake, atop the fire engine!

El Swanno.....we DO love you!

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