I will never post to a lyric request having anything to do with sea shanties or Irish Republican songs. That is because I don't know any sea shanties or Irish Republican songs.

I will also probably never post to any thread about folk festivals in the UK or Canada since I don't live there.

And I have posted to Chongo Chimp threads in the past, but will not do so again since I refuse to write in that pseudo-Phillip-Marlowe-smart-assed-private-dick style.