I think I'm going to need a cultural translation for this one...

Boat for Sale

Thibodeaux was driving his car past Boudreaux's house and saw a Sign that read: "Boat For Sale". Thibodeaux marches up to Boudreaux's
front porch and wraps hard on the door and Boudreaux opens it.

Thibodeaux say, "Boudreaux! How long we ban frands?"

Boudreaux say, "Well... All our lives Thibodeaux."

Thibodeaux say, "Why don't you told me you gotta boat?"

Boudreaux say, "I ant gotta boat!"
Thibodeaux say, "Da' sign say 'BOAT FOR SALE'".

Boudreaux say, "OH-NO Thibodeaux! See dat old '72 Frd pickem'up truck over-dare."

Thibodeaux say, "Yas, I see dat old pickem'up truck."

Boudreaux say, "See dat '76 Cheverloet Ce-dan."

Thibodeaux say, "Yas, I see dat Ce-dan."

Boudreaux say, "Well, dey boat for sale."