Red Bull - nasty tasting stuff - so full of sugar it does very
strange things to poor diabetics like me. Tried it once, head still
buzzing some years later. Oh! sorry that's just the noise of the
one remaining brain cell trying to escape via left earhole. Who
needs energy when you can be a couch potato, and if even that's
too tiring why not become a couch crisp. Someone stop me please
I'm rambling agaiiiiiiiiin.