I reckon Macgrath could be right about the rats, I'm deaf in my ear, so i didn'y hear him properley [the left one].

Anyway=I went to doctors with my ear, but he didn't fix it, he just shined a torch in it, and he said "i cant see anything there"
bloody useless basterd, [he was scottish, he called Dr Macphee, hes crap], he said he cant see wahts wrong with it, i bet hes noteven a proper doctor!

I'm glad i dident hafe to pay money to see him, i would of asked for my money back!
[doctors is free in england].