Sciencehead?

Why...why...

Listen here, you fundamentalistic creationist! It's not only all relative, but it all depends upon what base you use! In binary, post 4,000 is really post 111110100000! In hexadecimal it's fa0. In octal is 7640. In base 36 it's 334. I'll leave it to you to figure it out in other bases, if your beliefs allow that, ya scientific Philistine.

You don't know the difference between Cartesian coordinates and Fourier transformations! You think polygons turn into frogs! You couldn't integrate a nested trig function if you used a computer! You think the Laws of Thermodynamics have to do with the speed limit and the Theory of Relativity has to do with marriage laws! You'd stop and ask directions at a P-N junction! You think string theory has to do with guitars! And every moring you pray that Maxwell's Demon will overlook you that day! You'd toss metallic sodium into water and use liquid oxygen to light your charcoal grill! You think that if diatomic oxygen is good to breath, then triatomic must be better! To you, T-A-G is a game kids play! You couldn't tell a rhizome from a root, and you think that rhodophyta are green! Aspergillus wouldn't find your lungs hospitable if you coated them with sugar! Your stamen is weak and your pistil droops! And you think Rhizopus Nigircans is related to Pencillium Notatum!

Humph!

Sciencehead indeed!