Well, I finally had to stop in here and see what the hell is going on. This is bizarre. I had no idea people would bother to do something like this on our website. I guess there are some pretty idle minds out there. You people, whoever the hell you are, have managed to get Millard Fillmore in 4rth position. I wonder if that will be enough to satisfy your peculiar appetite for oddball humor? My guess is it won't. I have a feeling you might just keep voting for him until he is number 1 or until we change the voting procedure. As I said, bizarre.

I'm sitting here scratching my head and wondering how I should respond to this. Should I get angry? Should I laugh? Should I threaten legal action? I think not. It would be more expedient to just shrug and go have a beer.

I've just looked into the records on Millard Fillmore. Hoo boy, pretty exciting stuff! Now I'm pondering what we might have his action figure say when and if we get around to producing it.

Maybe...

"I'll drink to that...(hic!)"

"Pass the gravy, Abigail...(burp!)"

"I have just delayed the Civil War for 10 years by passing a brilliant piece of legislation. I should get a (hic!) medal for that don't you think? Abigail....? ABIGAIL!!!"

"I am proud to run for the Know Nothing Party in '56. It is a party with a policy that I understand perfectly...(hic!)"

"I want to thank the people of the United States of America for electing me...but more than that I want to thank the good people of Mudcat Cafe for making me the most popular President in the history of our great country. God Bless (hic!) America!"

What a guy. I think the figure will be our best seller ever. That's my prediction. I guess I should thank you people.

Ed Grant, Toypresidents