Ah Dear Kat, what a visionary ye are. Maybe "The Swan" could develop a bit of an audience participation thing by recruiting likely young lads or lasses, according to whatever his preference of the moment might be, to mount the firetruck and apply his make-up. Maybe the tutu thing could be part of a body suit that could be blown away at a climactic moment to reveal the full monty, complete with biker jacket and fishnet hose.