I'm performing in public tonight - I've got this in the BS section on account of I'm just as likely to make a mess in my pants as make music...

Last public performance, 1983 or thereabouts.

I'm just doing one short set, three songs in two open tunings, only have to retune one string between second and third songs, friend in the audience who will tell me I was fabulous even if I well and truly screw up, I'm all prepared, except I haven't a thing to wear...

Wish me luck.