Look, Spaw, your unique position as Revered Senior Mudcat Humourmeister allows you to get away with crap that many other 'Catters wouldn't think of doing: farting, saying "fuck" all the time, living in Ohio. But there are still a few things that simply shouldn't be done by anyone, Spaw included, and imbuing is definitely one of them. How dare you imbue this thread or any other thread? There may be dachshunds present. Maybe those Wienerwarmer dogs of yours have witnessed your imbuing often enough to be jaded about it, but think of poor little Schnapsie. He'll probably have to undergo hundreds of nine-minute* sessions with a canine psychologist to recover from the mental anquish your thoughtless imbuing has inflicted upon him.
I am hereby requesting that, for the sake of decency, someone in a position of authority strike the reference to imbuing from the opening post to this thread.
* Since a year in a dog's life is supposedly the equivalent of seven human years, an hour in a dog's life is rougly the equivalent of nine human minutes. Therefore, canine therapy sessions are only nine minutes long.