As Dave's partner, I must object to these scurrilous tales. It's well known that lime jello does not match Dave's complexion and he would *never* wear it in public. He has always used Guinness jello. I can't imagine how these rumours get started.

Riding an emergency vehicle in feather boa and tutu, on the other hand, is a proposal of merit. But why waste time belting out showtunes when he could campaign for governor instead?

Doug