Well, I hope one day Obama (who uttered the words Donuel posted) runs for president.
Spaw, my almost-8-year-old Gateway is working OK, but it sometimes reminds me of the '64 Chevy station wagon that was my first car - in '75. You have to pump the gas pedal to get it started and stick a quart of oil in every 20 miles or so.
Art's condom thread seems like a masterpiece of wit now. It must be because it's election year. Maybe the intelligence level in the US always drops drastically during the campaign. I hope it rises just a tad before the actual election.