Well, if he goes with my Swan Lake proposal, I wanna know who gets to paste the feathers on! And, fishnet might look kinda funny on a Swan, although it might help him catch supper, but I guess in the interest of preserving his sole we could opt out for some pink tight of the tightly knit cotton variety; keeps things aerated, ya know?

Now, as for showtunes and running for gov'ner, why, I like the way you think, Doug! El Swanno for Governor has a nice sound to it; and in the Swan costume, he'll be able to garner a lot of support form us greenies, enviros, militant ecologist types, as well as the vegetarian crew. If he acts outs the entire ballet, wihtthe hunter etal, well, hell, he could probably make a clean sweep of it, right wing, left wing and all in between!

Swanno! Swanno! He's the real thing!
Right Wing, Left Wing, & Everything in B'tween
Wants Swanno, Swanno! He's really got that schwing!
Ra, ra ra, El Swanno for Governor! Yea!