Bee-dubya-ell, you sorry sack of shit! This is your Mother! That's right, The Mother of All BS Threads. What's the big idea of starting this useless piece of crap thread when there's plenty of room at my place for stupid questions? I thought you were one of my faithful children and look at what you've done! Created this upstart thread for absolutely no reason. Haven't I always been good to you! Is this how all my hard work is repaid? I always thought you would come to a bad end and now it's pretty obvious I was right. Get a life before it's too late!

Your Mom