This thread is like the song....

There was a little bird
No bigger than a turd<
Sitting on a tellephone pole
He ruffled up his neck
And shit about a peck
He puckered up his little

ASSHOLE - ASSHOLE - ASSHOLE

If little turd didn't keep pumping his own colon - this thread would have atrophied and died.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle