"if anyone wants to see it., it will be there till the dustmen come on monday"

jOhn: should I come to England from Alberta in the next few days I will be sure to include that along with Stonehenge and The Bard's birth place.

When I saw the thread title I intended to post a laconic "Stuff it." However, as you can see, I have changed my mind.

I am no longer sure how to address you, because hey you is much too informal and Sir jOhn is much too stilted. Perhaps, hither to fore, I shall refer to you as the man with the pussy in his bin. If that suits you pleasure, please let me know.