I'm with ya, Dave. Our current governor is as colorless as his name. I see you with your hair parted down the middle and moussed up into a pair of Viking horns, kind of an upside down echo of your moustache. No evening gown, though--that's Mick's act (and those of you suggesting it got no respect for da PotatoMan)(and were he to come out in that kind of drag, the lovely but fiery PJ might think he was making a play for THE FAIR ONE [sorry, Alison, I don't do technicolor] and do a Bobbit on him).

If Dave runs for governor of California, he's maybe gonna have to go against Arnold Schwartznegger--think on that one: what kind of personna would give him the edge on the Terminator? Come on, guys, we need some help here.

--seed