The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #2794   Message #12376
Posted By: Alice C.
16-Sep-97 - 06:44 PM
Thread Name: Naughty kids' greatest hits
Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits
I'm learning a lot on this thread. Anybody else have "happy birthday" variations, like

Happy birthday to you, you live in the zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too

I'm sorry, my Mac won't wrap these messages!

I also remembered "the really gross food song":

Great big gobs of greasy grimy goher guts/Mutilated monkey meat/Little turdy birdie feet(Or, "chopped up parakeet")/Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts/And I forgot my spoon!/ (check in the toilet bowl!)

(Repeat, faster and faster, until kids dissolve in laughter and/or camp councellor makes you stop.)