I'm learning a lot on this thread. Anybody else have "happy birthday" variations, likeHappy birthday to you, you live in the zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too
I'm sorry, my Mac won't wrap these messages!
I also remembered "the really gross food song":
Great big gobs of greasy grimy goher guts/Mutilated monkey meat/Little turdy birdie feet(Or, "chopped up parakeet")/Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts/And I forgot my spoon!/ (check in the toilet bowl!)
(Repeat, faster and faster, until kids dissolve in laughter and/or camp councellor makes you stop.)