The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #2794 Message #12380
Posted By: Squid
16-Sep-97 - 07:35 PM
Thread Name: Naughty kids' greatest hits
Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits
How about this verse for the Old Gray Mare? ver 2.0
This song was resurrected in a Tom Arnold movie, I forget the name.
There goes teacher floating down the Delaware
Chewing on her underwear
Cant afford another pair
Ten days later bitten by a polar bear
Thats how the polar bear died.
And some more words to McDonalds:
Sung to Down by the Riverside, of course
McDonalds is your kind of place
They feed you rattlesnakes
They slap them in your face
There is no parking place
French fries between your toes
Put a straw up my nose
The last time that I was there
They fried my underwear
Mc Donalds is your kind of place.
When I taught my kids that one, they wanted to know if I made it up. How could a song like that become so widely known? Its almost like McD planned it.
I guess like dg said, it is pure folk music.
And, just in time, one more comes to mind.
On top of old smokey, all covered with sand
I shot my poor teacher with a green rubber band
I shot it with pleasure I shot it with pride
I couldn't have missed her she's 50 feet wide.