Ten Wee Wimmin
Douglas Kynoch
ASB Alastair McDonald on CD "Scottish Laughlines"

Ten wee wimmin staunin in the queue,
Ten wee wimmin staunin in the queue,
And if wan wee wumman couldnae stop a forty-two,
There was nine wee wimmin staunin in the Queue
Nine wee wimmin staunin in the Queue,
And when wan wee wumman saw a motorist she knew,
There were eight wee wimmin staunin in the Queue,
Eight wee wimmin staunin in the Queue
And if wan wee wumman took a taxi tae the b'ru,
There were seven wee wimmin staunin in the queue,
Seven wee wimmin staunin in the Queue,
Seven wee wimmin staunin in the Queue,
And if wan wee wumman said she'd left a pot o' stew,
There were six wee wimmin staunin in the queue,
Six wee wimmin staunin in the Queue,
And if wan wee wumman said she'd better things tae do,
There were five wee wimmin staunin in the Queue,
Five wee wimmin staunin in the Queue,
And if wan wee wumman had tae rush tae find the loo,
There were fower wee wimmin staunin in the Queue,

Fower wee wimmin staunin in the queue,
Fower wee wimmin staunin in the queue,
And if wan wee wumman turned a funny shade of blue,
And another wee wumman said "I think I've got the flu",
And another wee wumman said "I think I've got it too",
And the last wee wumman said "Ye know what ye's can do",
There were nae wee wimmin staunin in the queue,

Nae wee wimmin staunin in the queue
Nae wee wimmin staunin in the queue
And when nae wee wimmen were staunin in the queue
Then alang came seven busses, every wan a forty-two