jOhn, I'm surprised at you, being a commestible logistics executive!

I have now successfully negotiated a sumptuous buffet with the lovely landlady, Jo, and had to think of a number attending, so I said 'about twenty', so please can appetites be expanded or contracted depending which side of that line we fall attendance wise?

I set my hat at taking the new Wurlitzer, complete with electronic sound reproduction equipment, including applause, helicopter noises and that endearing drum roll at the beginning of Eastenders. We'll have hours of fun!