I was correctly called on the implied "all" in reference to Republicans. There are, of course, some republicans who are not obsessed with controlling genitals that are not their own. I know two, and there are undoubtedly a few more.

Well, dangitall, if it isn't the vast majority of 'em, then those who are not so afflicted should revolt within the party and give the rest of us evidence of their presence so we can adjust our stereotypes accordingly. Mark my words, though, the "obsessed" within the party are going to make genital control a major campaign issue. Why people are willing to turn over such control is beyond me. And I am still trying to figure out how I am harmed by non-coercive behavior between consenting adults.