TUESDAY, TUESDAY, TUESDAY!!!!!

Weeeelcome gents and ladies to STEEL CAAAAAGE MATCH TUESDAY sponsored by the Mudcat Feud Federation (MFF) and beer. We'd like to extend a special thanks to Bobert for the use of his barn and Mrs. Bobert would like to send out a special telepathic message to all the men in the audience at this time...

***be sure to put down the toliet seats after using the facilities, boys***

...and now MFF is proud to present...the MAAAAAAINNNN EVENNNNTTTT!!!! The two most bitter, ruthless feuders in Mudcat history are taking their feud to the Bobertdome in a ear-munching-no-holds-barred-aussie-rugby-rules-steel-cage-match...to the DEATH!! You sobbed and screamed like a girl at the Georgiansilver/Martin Gibson Brass KnuckleFest! You soiled yourself in pure terror at the CarolC/Brucie IronJaw Grudgematch! And the Millard Fillmore/Oliver Whistlemore debates made you join a nunnery! But now folks, ninja slapfests and 'your momma' jokes are not enough for these two steel-nerved, white-knuckled, sweating titans. They're out for the other's BLOOD!!!!

ESMERELDA THE GOAT vs. WILLIAM SHATNER!!!

The feud ends HERE!!! And we'll see it in this thread...LIVE!!!!

And wait...as if that wasn't enough...for the follow-up event....JOE OFFER vs. GUEST!!!! You'll never see a double event like this one again!

sooooo ladies and gents.....LET'S GET READY TO FEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

*crowd goes wild*