"Come, my friends who would be flatter
Life consists of getting fatter!
So grab your forks and pass the platter
While we are together!

Let all our joy be in our food!
Let all our food be served with wine!
We'll show them how it is to dine!
and we'll end each meal with chocolate!

takeoff on "Let Onion be!" to the tune of "Let Union Be"

(somewhere I have another couple verses....

MMario